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Belt Snakes

• Alex: I, uh, just wanted you to know—
• Stephen: Oh Lord, what is it.
• Alex: Well uh, I just wanted you to know that my belt is in the bathroom on the floor.
• Stephen: Okay.
• Alex: It's a belt, not a snake. So don't get out your .38 and shoot it like you did last time, grandpa.
• Stephen: Okay. Well if it's in there now and you're still awake, why don't you go pick it up?
• Alex: Well... I'm afraid that it will bite me.